Why It's Called The Soft Left

"You are blocked from following @OwenJones84 and viewing @OwenJones84's Tweets." 

I have arrived, Comrades. I have arrived. 

This time last week, he and I were friends on Facebook.

I have a signed copy of Chavs in which he wrote "To David" without having asked my name, saying only, "Of course I know who you are." 

Bless.