Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Monday, 24 October 2016
He Says, She Says
He says that he is going to put her in jail. Yes, those words.
She says that he is an agent of a foreign power. Yes, those words.
We are going to be talking about this election for a very long time.
Or we are all going to agree never to talk about it again.
ReplyDeleteWe'd never be able to stick to that.
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