Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Monday 24 October 2016
He Says, She Says
He says that he is going to put her in jail. Yes, those words.
She says that he is an agent of a foreign power. Yes, those words.
We are going to be talking about this election for a very long time.
Or we are all going to agree never to talk about it again.
ReplyDeleteWe'd never be able to stick to that.
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