Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Sunday, 31 July 2016
RIP UKIP
Because someone of whom no one had ever never heard did not make it onto the ballot for Leader.
Due to his not knowing the answer to the question, "What's the time, Mr Woolfe?"
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