Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Friday, 13 May 2016
Regulars, Indeed
Raise a glass to every teenager in England who is spending Friday afternoon at school for the last time ever.
From next week, they will all be down the pub, thereby maintaining the required 90 per cent attendance record.
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