Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Defence of the Realm
I knew that we could rely on the Royal Family in a national emergency.
Prince Harry is leaving the Army so that he can manage Sunderland and present Top Gear.
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