Newark: Nothing To See Here

The Conservatives did not lose a seat that they could not have lost. Of course.

Labour did not win a seat that it could not have won; the one that it won in 1997 had the same name, but the similarity ended there. Of course.

The Lib Dems lost their deposit. Of course.

The Greens beat the Lib Dems. Of course.

And UKIP, which has never won a seat, did not win a seat. Of course.

Nothing worth mentioning at all, really.