I am informed
by Amazon that "Customers who bought items in your Recent History also
bought" a book by me, a book by and about Tom Daley, this year's Tom Daley
calendar, next year's Tom Daley calendar, and a T-shirt reading "You can
call me Mrs Tom Daley". I own, and would wish to own, precisely one of
those.
Well you wouldn' buy your own book from Amazon, would you?
ReplyDeletePeople do. Buy my book. And buy their own.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying you fancy Daley now?
ReplyDeleteJanet Daley?
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