"Turnips!" to the whole thing, say I.
Pumpkins? Pumpkins? We'll be keeping
Thanksgiving next.
As well we should, to give thanks for the fact that the
Puritans left England. Have the kiddies carve little Puritans' head and
make little hats for them.
But do not carve those heads out of pumpkins.
Carve them out of turnips.
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