Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
It Could Be Yule
With May and Hague out of the running after this Miranda business, who is going to be Prime Minister at Christmas, three months into the first trial of Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks, and with Cameron therefore either in custody or in exile?
Ed West would be my choice. With Roger Scruton as Culture Secretary, Neil Clark as Foreign Secretary, Theodore Dalrymple (or David Davis) as Home Secretary, John Redwood as Chancellor, Frank Field as Secretary of State for Work & Pensions and Peter Hitchens as Education Secretary.
Of course, there would be no no "Minister for Equalities".
You could be Secretary of State for International Development-with the goal of abolishing most of it.
Me, of course.
ReplyDeleteAs likely as anyone else.
ReplyDeleteWhat times we live in.
Ed West would be my choice. With Roger Scruton as Culture Secretary, Neil Clark as Foreign Secretary, Theodore Dalrymple (or David Davis) as Home Secretary, John Redwood as Chancellor, Frank Field as Secretary of State for Work & Pensions and Peter Hitchens as Education Secretary.
ReplyDeleteOf course, there would be no no "Minister for Equalities".
You could be Secretary of State for International Development-with the goal of abolishing most of it.
You are confused.
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