Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Thursday 25 November 2010
Measuring It
Harold and Lady Dorothy Macmillan were once lunching with Charles and Yvonne de Gaulle. Making smalltalk, the Prime Minister asked the President's wife what she would like when she retired. "A penis," she replied. Utterly deadpan, the General leaned over the table and explained, "Madame means, 'appiness".
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