Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Sunday 22 August 2010
In The Know
Well, there will certainly be no bomb at the Conservative Party Conference after today. Remember, there is no communication between the Government and the "dissident Republicans". Oh, no. Perish the thought. Just as there was none between the IRA and Margaret Thatcher. Except that there was. And except that she mysteriously escaped the Brighton Bomb entirely unscathed.
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