Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday 30 June 2010
Twistin' Our Melons
Looking at the wide-eyed, twitching figure of George Osborne at PMQs, I finally realised who it was of whom he reminded me. He is Bez. He makes exactly as much contribution. And he lives next door to the charitably minded David Cameron, as Bez lives next door to the charitably minded Shaun Ryder.
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