Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Friday 19 February 2010
Weasel Out
Oh, frabjous day! A man who made his political name by kicking people out of their wheelchairs and stamping on their heads is no longer to despoil the Parliament of this country with his presence. Not only that, but David Cameron's Cabinet, should we ever suffer such a misfortune, is already one man down, as is the project of permanent government regardless of the outcomes of mere General Elections. Oh, frabjous, frabjous, frabjous day!
The Conservatives have highlighted his expenses frauds in a campaign hugely successful with the locals, who already hated Purnell. More is about to come out, including Purnell's flipping.
ReplyDeleteLabour locally is in disarray. No one knew he was standing down and they were already trying to oust the council leader, in whose ward is Purnell's "primary" residence.
He knows there isn't going to be a Cameron government.
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