Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Evicted
For the last series of Big Brother, we'll start the bidding at Tony Blair.
Peter Mandelson would tick so many boxes for BB candidates.......gay, unpopular celeb, ethnic minority.
He could be the new Brian Dowling (not that I know who Brian Dowling is). Julie Kirkbride would add some glamour and she wants rehabilitated so a mental breakdown talking to chickens could revive her career. Ann Widdicombe is really more suited to "Im A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". Having done Celebrity Fat Club, I think she could could handle Ant and Dec. Personally Id pay a lot of money to see her eat something unspeakable.
Peter Mandelson would tick so many boxes for BB candidates.......gay, unpopular celeb, ethnic minority.
ReplyDeleteHe could be the new Brian Dowling (not that I know who Brian Dowling is).
Julie Kirkbride would add some glamour and she wants rehabilitated so a mental breakdown talking to chickens could revive her career.
Ann Widdicombe is really more suited to "Im A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". Having done Celebrity Fat Club, I think she could could handle Ant and Dec. Personally Id pay a lot of money to see her eat something unspeakable.
Michael Howard?
ReplyDeleteWell....bringing him into the BB house after a few weeks would annoy Ann Widdicombe.
ReplyDeleteIt might just work.