Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Indeed. But of course nobody can actually be a humourist AND a politician. I forget the name of the bloodhound but once a politician becomes a "celeb".....all credibility goes. Not of course a monopoly of celebs on one side of course. Take Charlie Kennedy. Take Steve Pound. Take Ann Widdicombe.........oh God PLEASE TAKE ANN WIDDICOMBE.
Indeed. But of course nobody can actually be a humourist AND a politician.
ReplyDeleteI forget the name of the bloodhound but once a politician becomes a "celeb".....all credibility goes.
Not of course a monopoly of celebs on one side of course.
Take Charlie Kennedy.
Take Steve Pound.
Take Ann Widdicombe.........oh God PLEASE TAKE ANN WIDDICOMBE.
Leave Widdy alone, even if she is wrong about hanging and hunting.
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