Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
I was going to suggest that you apply to be the New Labour candidate here. But you can spell "morphine" correctly. So you are over-qualified.
A shame, since I'd have loved to have seen you on the campaign trail, explaining that Easter should be abolished, or that you had never heard of it, or both.
Nurse, the straitjacket, please.
ReplyDeleteJust because you can't read it, that doesn't mean that it isn't written in proper words.
ReplyDeleteOr didn't you know that it was Easter?
Sicut dixit.
ReplyDeleteAlleluia!
ReplyDeleteNurse, nurse, the morphine isn't working!
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest that you apply to be the New Labour candidate here. But you can spell "morphine" correctly. So you are over-qualified.
ReplyDeleteA shame, since I'd have loved to have seen you on the campaign trail, explaining that Easter should be abolished, or that you had never heard of it, or both.
Happy resurrection day to me!
ReplyDeleteHappy resurrection day to me!
Happy resurrection dear me!
Happy resurrection day to me!
Hic! I am back.
As you promised, of course.
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