Oliver Doesn't Want Any More

He has made that very clear today. He was always the least serious of the quintet, anyway.

Oh, well, then, it seems to be over to Douglas Murray. As impossible a Tory candidate as Kamm is a Labour one, and for much the same reason. If anything even richer (he doesn't even have to pretend to have a job). And regarded by the BBC as less significant politically than Fern Britton.

Will he, to use one of his own favourite expressions, step up to the plate?