Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Skewer This
I am deeply shocked to discover that there is little or nothing more than salt and fat in that well-known health food, the doner kebab.
Aren’t you?
But I am utterly delighted to have paid for this discovery.
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