Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday 28 January 2009
Skewer This
I am deeply shocked to discover that there is little or nothing more than salt and fat in that well-known health food, the doner kebab.
Aren’t you?
But I am utterly delighted to have paid for this discovery.
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