Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Saturday, 6 December 2008
You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry
Having been, in my time, a shopping centre Santa, I have some terrible news for those parents who said that the "New Forest Lapland" looked "nothing like the real one". Should I impart it? Or would that be unfestive?
Ho Ho Ho.
ReplyDeleteParticularly funny when they say that it 'ruins Christmas', too...