Exchange

Back in August, Policy Exchange, the trading name for publication purposes of David Cameron's office, proposed relocating entire Northern towns and cities to the (already very overcrowded) South East.

Well, what with the falling pound (very good for manufacturing), and the fact that the denizens of the City are now public pensioners living on the charity of those of us so poor that we have to pay tax, which part of the country is not fit for purpose now?

Here in County Durham, we have the only complete POW camp still standing from the War. There is nobody in it. But the erstwhile Masters of the Universe would be more than welcome to relocate to the still intact huts.

In return for rent, of course.

But no doubt the hated State would step in and pay that for them. Which is nice. Isn't it?