Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Sunday 24 August 2008
Sporting Life
Each host country gets to add a new Olympic sport. For London in 2012, I propose Prime Minister hating. We hated the last one, and the one before him, and the one before him. We hate the present one. And we will undoubtedly hate the next one, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that...
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