European Parliament To Ban Eurosceptic Groups

With the full support of the Tories, of course.

A shame, not least because we were already putting together the bare bones of a pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker and anti-war group of economically social democratic, morally and socially conservative opponents of European federalism, American hegemony and globalisation, to come into existence after next year's elections.

All the EU countries have Christian roots, you know (and we are determined to keep it that way...). And there are now two more Commonwealth countries among them.