Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Sunday 20 April 2008
Unhappy Holidays
Easter has been very early in the past and the schools have still had the two weeks' holiday at the right time. Be warned: they are planning to do to Easter what they did to Whit. Most people still think that Wilsontide is in fact Whitsuntide. If a four-day long weekend were established instead of Easter at some fixed point in the spring, then most people would think that it really was Easter. But it wouldn't be. And then what? Christmas?
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