If Afghanistan Is Not Safe For Harry

Then it's not safe for Tom or Dick, either.

Honestly, where does one begin?

This is what he was trained for. If we'd wanted a princely toy soldier who put on a dress uniform for ceremonial occasions and that was it, then we wouldn't have spent the money on putting him through Sandhurst. Would we?

Since when were the deployments of individuals reported at all? If this was all some big cover-up, then how come nobody on the Boujis and Mahiki circuit seemed to notice that he was missing and alert the relevant websites? And the line of succession is perfectly secure, you know.

Most of all, is nobody shooting at the rest of our troops in Afghanistan? Will they now be perfectly safe?

Honestly, having begun, where does one end?