Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Friday 21 December 2007
It Will Be Snowing From Estonia To Portugal
Congratulations to all the latest countries to join the Schengen Agreement. Since you all also have the Euro, you will now enjoy effortless drug-trafficking, people-trafficking and gun-running from the Mediterranean to the Baltic, and from the Atlantic to within the borders of the former Soviet Union. Won't that be grand?
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