Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Friday, 30 November 2007
I Demand My 15 Days
For the views about Islam expressed on this blog, I demand the badge of honour that is imprisonment for 15 days in Sudan.
No, you really will always and for ever have to go to Sudan in order to be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan. You can't be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan anywhere else.
You have to go to Sudan for that. Go on!
ReplyDeleteFor now, yes...
ReplyDeleteNo, you really will always and for ever have to go to Sudan in order to be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan. You can't be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan anywhere else.
ReplyDeleteLet's leave the Sixth Form humour to the Eustonite blogs, shall we?
ReplyDeleteOh, believe me, the unprintable stuff received on that one was far beyond any Sixth Former's capability.
ReplyDeleteSorry, you don't qualify, mate.
ReplyDeleteHaven't found anything that would justify the badge of honour.
They'd probably give you the Order of the Hacked-off Head or something, entitling you to raping rights on 25 Darfuri women.
Now, now, there's no need for that.
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