Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday 28 February 2007
The Day Today
Natasha Kaplinsky informed us that “A cull of elephants is being planned in South Africa, to deal with that country’s increasing population of elephants.” That line would only have worked if delivered from the lips of Chris Morris, dear.
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