A Bucket Of Warm Spit

If Al Gore really is going to stand for President, then who should be his running mate? After all, the Democratic Party would hardly now tolerate, nor would it befit a Nobel Peace Laureate to be seen with, Joe Lieberman, enthusiast for the Iraq War, cheerleader for the nuking of Iran, and long-standing friend of the black-shirted Wahhabi heroin traffickers of Kosovo. So who should it be, and why?