For The Public To Make Up Their Mind

Who was this Hitler Youth, and did he flirt back with Nigel Farage? Ed Dutton is a leading light in eugenics and all that, and the biographer of Jonathan Bowden. But at university, Ed once tried to seduce me after Mass, meaning that I know his little secret. So while I have never flirted with a Hitler Youth, I have rebuffed a Hitler Youth's flirtation.

Delicious though the idea is of the Lord Chancellor's being sued for defamation, David Lammy might reasonably defend himself on the grounds that no one could have taken him seriously, since he was known to think that hormonal treatment could enable a man to grow a cervix, that Marie Antoinette had won the Nobel Prize for Physics, that Henry VII had succeeded Henry VIII, that Red Leicester was the blue cheese served with port, and that speculation as to whether the smoke from the Sistine Chapel would be black or white was "silly innuendo about the race of the next Pope". That there would be some howling error on his digital ID is almost enough to want it. But not quite.

In the entire world, Lammy also invented out of thin air the claim that Hamas had "raped babies" on 7 October 2023. Think on.