As I await the twelfth Prime Minister of my lifetime, and probably the second to be younger than me, I have been unable to confirm the story about a member of Zack Polanski’s family. But never having been a spokesman for the British Red Cross, and never having been a full member of the National Council for Hypnotherapy, Polanski also turns out never to have worked for the Ministry of Justice, much less for its “justice assessment committee”, which has never existed.
Meanwhile, Reform UK needs to explain how it secured the signatures of subsequently successful council candidates who were either dead or had never been alive, but there is nothing new about councillors who thought that they were MPs or even Cabinet Ministers, even if I had never previously heard of one who had stood down within hours of election because of the shocking discovery that that was not literally the case. As for quitting immediately because the position had turned out to be unpaid, there is a basic annual allowance of £13,300 here, with extra for additional responsibilities, or no one would do it.
Alongside Kemi Badenoch, Richard Tice addressed the Standing Strong: Extinguish Antisemitism rally hours after he had refused to condemn Reform’s Councillor Glenn Gibbins of Sunderland, who has called for Nigerians to be melted down and used to fill in potholes, and whom the party has still not suspended. Badenoch did not call Tice out on that, and nor did anyone on Reform’s Councillor Jay Cooper of Bootle, who has branded the Holocaust a hoax on the grounds that there were not six million Jews in Europe at the time. Again, I can find no record of Councillor Cooper’s suspension from Reform.
There is a moment in every political career that defines it. For some, it’s a barnstorming speech. For others, a landmark vote. For Christine Duffy, newly elected Reform councillor, that moment came on a Friday morning in Kidsgrove Town Council Clerks Office, when they had to gently break some rather unexpected news.
ReplyDeleteChristine, love, you’re not actually a Town Councillor.
Duffy, a former Conservative Kidsgrove Town Councillor who once resigned and triggered a by-election (a tradition she is apparently keen to revisit in spirit if not in practice), had turned up to sign her paperwork. Perfectly reasonable. Except the paperwork she needed to sign was not in Kidsgrove. It was, in fact, at Newcastle Borough Council, where she had just been elected to represent the Town Ward.
Not Kidsgrove Town Council. Newcastle Borough Council. Two different things. Different building. Different agenda. Different... well, everything.
To be clear: Christine never stood as a candidate for Kidsgrove Town Council. Not once. Her name did not appear on the ballot. And yet, there she was. Ready to serve. Ready to represent. Slightly confused about who, exactly, she had been elected to represent and where they needed her to be.
Enter Jonathan Gullis, stage right
According to election documents, former MP Jonathan Gullis served as Reform’s election agent in the area. It appears that Gullis encouraged Duffy to “stand for the Town Ward.” This is, it must be said, a perfectly sensible piece of advice. The issue is that Christine appears to have heard “Town” and thought: Kidsgrove Town Council. Rather than Newcastle’s Town Ward. A distinction that, in fairness, is not entirely obvious if nobody sits you down with a map and a strong cup of tea.
What makes this even more facial is that no one in Reform expected Christine to win! She was very much a “paper candidate” and someone previously who has been vocal about the imbalance of spending in Newcastle, as opposed to Kidsgrove.
You simply could not make this up and only the workings of Reform and Jonathan Gullis can create such comical moments!
Reform, it should be noted, fielded only eight candidates for Kidsgrove Town Council. Eleven seats are needed for a majority. The maths, like Christine’s ward geography, did not quite work out.
The public transport question
Regular observers of local politics will recall that Christine’s previous stint on Kidsgrove Town Council was not without its challenges, not least the matter of getting there. Public transport, it is understood, featured heavily in the logistics. Kidsgrove Town Council, for reference, meets at a venue that is rather more accessible than Newcastle Borough Council, which holds its evening meetings somewhat further afield.
The book is now open on how Christine will navigate evening meetings in Newcastle? Additionally, how long until a by-election is called?
The accidental pay rise
Here, though, we must be fair to Christine. Whatever else one might say about this particular episode, nobody can accuse her of being in it for the money.
Her firm belief that she was walking into a Kidsgrove Town Council role carried with it precisely zero financial reward. Town council roles in this part of the world are entirely voluntary. No allowance. No expenses. Just civic duty, community spirit, and the occasional disagreement about planning applications.
Borough Council, however, is a different matter entirely. Christine’s accidental elevation to Newcastle Borough Council comes with an annual allowance of around £3,000. An unexpected bonus, by any measure, for a woman who turned up thinking she was doing something entirely voluntary.
Sometimes, the political system rewards confusion. Sometimes it really does.
I look forward to her as an MP.
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