A teenage boy curtsied to me today.
I was walking up Lanchester Front Street, he was walking down it, and as we passed each other, he said "Mr Lindsay", curtsied, and walked on.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
You know what, I believe this really happened.
ReplyDeleteIt did.
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